| The crowd roars as HHH is seen backstage talking to one of the company interviewers he just stands there staring into the eyes of the w.w.e interviewer who looks nervous
INT:HHH we are so happy to have you aboard the w.w.e ship what we and all the fans want to know is whats in store for the cerebal assasin what plans do you have for us hunter?
HHH:Well not that its any of your buisness jackass but i have a lot of plans for the fans of the w.w.e and quite a few suprises of my own..ya see now that HHH is here everybody wants to jump on the hunter express and i cant blame them after all im the greatest wrestler alive today why wouldnt people wanna be by my side
ive had quite a few offers already but as of yet i aint seen noone with the ability i want...and too be honest from now on i am a lone wolf the days of d-x and evolution are long gone
im here to fight alone and too win alone
INT:How can you say there isnt enough talent here we have people like kevin nash and low ki along with quite a few other great superstars
HHH:Who?...now i really know your pulling my leg kevin nash and low ki lets get one thing straight kevin nash was once a great superstar wwf champion of the new generation main stay of n.w.o and a good freind of mine..but the truth is kevin nash is a grey haired old man he is washed up he reduced himself to following around scott hall the bad guy have you seen him lately he is a fat jelly belly piece of crap...kevin nash should have stayed at tna the retirement home for once great wrestlers..nash mat have been top dogg here but now i have arrived ill glad take that job off his weary shoulders
As for low ki first off i aint never heard of him so he cant be that good since ive been here tho ive been doing my home work ive watched a few tapes of low ki and im not impressed the guy belongs in a mortal combat film not a god damn wrestling company low ki is a poor imitation of lui kang and non of that high flying crap is gonna help him if he faces me
low ki you can keep your chop suey bullshit lets see ya step inside a hell in a cell with me and lets see how good your nancy flancey fighting is
If ya ask me there is nothing wrong with a good old slobber knocker and ive been in a few of them as you all know i am the most acclompished superstar on the rosta because i am that damn good
INT:So does the cerebal assassin plan on gaining any w.w.e gold
HHH:Son that is probably the stupidist question you have asked your whole pathetic career
of coarse ill be going for gold you jackass im hhh im a ten time world heavyweight champion...gold is made to be worn around my waist this companys world title is no different im just gonna do what i do best and thats beat the hell out of people untill i get what i want
it wont be long before i have gold around my waist you mark my words and mark them good because there is not a man women or child that will be able to stop me
I cant wait for my debut here in the w.w.e it will give me a chance to show my dominence
Its quite simple i am the simply the greatest performer in the world today and i was told that by the legendary 16 time world champion rick,woooooooooo,flair i am called the game for a reason and the reason is because i am that damn good im called the cerebal assassin reason being you get inside those ropes with me im gonna cripple your ass
INT:HHH noone has yet answered your challenge you put forward do you think there is a reason for that
HHH:Well of coarse i do you idiot noone has the grapefruits to meet me in the ring kevin nash low ki mad dogg whatever...they are all afraid they all know that one on one with the game aint gonna happen im just too good they know that they will be embarrassed by me and they obviously dont wanna look stupid in front of the world but thats ok because one by one the superstars of the w.w.e will have to face me they cant run and they cant hide im everywhere im gonna be in there faces 24/7 untill some asshole decides to take a shot
this rosta is full of stiffs lets face it if i had a dollor for every stiff that challenged me and got there asses kicked id be a millionaire..wait hold the phone i am a millionaire and its because of stiffs like these guys
they have all come and gone austin,undertaker,rock,hogan ive beat them all even your 7ft goon nash has felt what its like to play the game
so here a little message for your so called superstars
HHH Stares into the camera
HHH:Yum yum come get ya some come step up to me and there will be only one outcome for you
!!!GAME OVER!!!
HHH PUSHES PAST THE INTERVIEWER AND MAKES HIS WAY TO HIS DRESSING ROOM AS THE CROWD ROARS
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